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[hinekure]

“So they won't be disillusioned, I'll perform beautifully today, too.”

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[hinekure]

The forest? Ew. No way. It's dirty there. And there are bugs.
And no electricity. Or clean water. Or cell service.

Pick somewhere better.

[cochrhiben]

I don't think the one being kidnapped gets to have a say where they're taken to!

You don't think retreat somewhere in the woods would be cool? Where do you expect me to take you a hotel?

[hinekure]

Hmmm? Leo-kun's such a brute he'd knowingly take me somewhere I'd hate? Is that what I'm hearing?

Nature is nice to look at and fine in theory, but there are way too many annoying and troublesome things about it in reality, so...

A hotel is pretty ideal. At least make it a nice one.

[cochrhiben]

You are the bossiest kidnappee ever! And I haven't even kidnapped you yet!

But your strategy to annoy me into changing my plans won't work! Wahaha! I'm still going to run off with you and you'll have no idea where we're going!

[hinekure]

[Tch. Caught in the act.]

No, what makes you think I won't just ditch you the moment I see things going south?

[cochrhiben]

Because you loooove my company. <3

[hinekure]

Not enough to languish in the woods for however long.

I'm not gonna jump every time someone says jump, no matter how much I like them.

[cochrhiben]

Not even if Yuu-kun asked you?

[hinekure]

Why do you have to bring him into this...

I'll have you know not even Yuu-kun gets everything he wants. Unreasonable requests are still unreasonable regardless of who it comes from.

What changes is how hard you try to respond to it, I guess.

[cochrhiben]

Isn't that why you brought up kidnapping? Because you're the expert~

I'm gonna show you up!

[hinekure]

[...!

T... That's right. Honestly, he'd forgotten about it, distracting as Leo is. That's one point to Leo. Not that he'll admit it, though.]

... Maybe I have more experience than most, but can you not word it like I'm some kind of criminal mastermind?

I don't know what kind of competition you're making this out to be in that head of yours, but guaranteed it's something dumb.

[cochrhiben]

Nooo~ If you were a criminal mastermind you would have done it right.

What I'm doing can't be any dumber than what you did!

[hinekure]

The hell do you know? You weren't even there.

[Ah.]

[cochrhiben]

No, I wasn't there.

So prove it to me.

[hinekure]

Prove what? How?

I'll even ask nicely, so please, please make sense for once in your life.

[cochrhiben]

We'll go back to the beginning of the conversation.

Show me you're good at it. Kidnap me.

[hinekure]

[ummmmmm?]

Just so you know... Kidnapping is usually reserved for people who aren't already

[Wait. How should he say this. Backspace.]

There's no point in "kidnapping" you when you're already m

[Nope. Embarrassing. Delete, delete.]

Can't you just ask me on a normal fucking da

[No!!!!!]

No!

[Okay, that one sends. Childish as it sounds. Hopefully Leo didn't catch him spending all that time for a single stupid word.]

[cochrhiben]

Come on!

I'll forget about having asked you [He won't.] and you can take me by surprise!

[hinekure]

GOD you're insane! People don't typically ask to be kidnapped, you know?!





You'd be way too easy, anyway. Which takes the fun out of it.

[cochrhiben]

Easy? Wahaha!

You want me to be constantly looking over my shoulder? I can be as paranoid as the best of them if you want me to up the difficulty!

[He really can't be.]

[hinekure]

No you can't. You'd forget to have your guard up before it's even been two hours.

It'd be so easy I'm actually starting to feel a little bad about it... and nothing's even happened yet.

[cochrhiben]

If you think it'll be so easy then you should go ahead and try it! :P

I bet it'll be underwhelming.

[hinekure]

Who said anything about it needing to be overwhelming?

What matters is effectiveness.

[cochrhiben]

Five minutes.

[hinekure]

W

What?

You don't mean start in five minutes, right?