💧; overflow.

[hinekure]

“So they won't be disillusioned, I'll perform beautifully today, too.”

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[cochrhiben]

Not even if Yuu-kun asked you?

[hinekure]

Why do you have to bring him into this...

I'll have you know not even Yuu-kun gets everything he wants. Unreasonable requests are still unreasonable regardless of who it comes from.

What changes is how hard you try to respond to it, I guess.

[cochrhiben]

Isn't that why you brought up kidnapping? Because you're the expert~

I'm gonna show you up!

[hinekure]

[...!

T... That's right. Honestly, he'd forgotten about it, distracting as Leo is. That's one point to Leo. Not that he'll admit it, though.]

... Maybe I have more experience than most, but can you not word it like I'm some kind of criminal mastermind?

I don't know what kind of competition you're making this out to be in that head of yours, but guaranteed it's something dumb.

[cochrhiben]

Nooo~ If you were a criminal mastermind you would have done it right.

What I'm doing can't be any dumber than what you did!

[hinekure]

The hell do you know? You weren't even there.

[Ah.]

[cochrhiben]

No, I wasn't there.

So prove it to me.

[hinekure]

Prove what? How?

I'll even ask nicely, so please, please make sense for once in your life.

[cochrhiben]

We'll go back to the beginning of the conversation.

Show me you're good at it. Kidnap me.

[hinekure]

[ummmmmm?]

Just so you know... Kidnapping is usually reserved for people who aren't already

[Wait. How should he say this. Backspace.]

There's no point in "kidnapping" you when you're already m

[Nope. Embarrassing. Delete, delete.]

Can't you just ask me on a normal fucking da

[No!!!!!]

No!

[Okay, that one sends. Childish as it sounds. Hopefully Leo didn't catch him spending all that time for a single stupid word.]

[cochrhiben]

Come on!

I'll forget about having asked you [He won't.] and you can take me by surprise!

[hinekure]

GOD you're insane! People don't typically ask to be kidnapped, you know?!





You'd be way too easy, anyway. Which takes the fun out of it.

[cochrhiben]

Easy? Wahaha!

You want me to be constantly looking over my shoulder? I can be as paranoid as the best of them if you want me to up the difficulty!

[He really can't be.]

[hinekure]

No you can't. You'd forget to have your guard up before it's even been two hours.

It'd be so easy I'm actually starting to feel a little bad about it... and nothing's even happened yet.

[cochrhiben]

If you think it'll be so easy then you should go ahead and try it! :P

I bet it'll be underwhelming.

[hinekure]

Who said anything about it needing to be overwhelming?

What matters is effectiveness.

[cochrhiben]

Five minutes.

[hinekure]

W

What?

You don't mean start in five minutes, right?

[cochrhiben]

I bet I can escape in five minutes.

Though if you really want to start that soon, you can!

[hinekure]

Not particularly.

[Not that they ever spoke of a time limit or such for this spontaneous competition (can it even be called that?), but he still doesn't need the feeling of being rushed.]

Maybe you'll think you've escaped.

[cochrhiben]

Oh? You think you're that good?

Now I've gotta know! Hurry up and steal me away already!

[hinekure]

Shouldn't you know already that art can't be rushed?

Also, you need to forget about it first. I know forgetting is one of your specialties so it shouldn't take long, but. Hurry it up.

[cochrhiben]

Maannnn....

Okay. I'm forgetting it right now.

Any moment now.

[hinekure]

By the way, we're cleaning this weekend.

Take advantage of my generous warning and use it to get a head start, hm?

Anything left in the common areas will be subject to my judgment and runs a higher risk of being thrown out. ♥
Plan accordingly.

[cochrhiben]

Cleaning??

This sounds like an excuse to throw out my things! I think the place looks fine as it is!