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βSo they won't be disillusioned, I'll perform beautifully today, too.β
βSo they won't be disillusioned, I'll perform beautifully today, too.β
βSo they won't be disillusioned, I'll perform beautifully today, too.β
βSo they won't be disillusioned, I'll perform beautifully today, too.β
:o *rubs face all over new page*
Then I, stealing the role of Robin of Locksley, shall whisk you away into the forest right out from under everyone's noses!
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And no electricity. Or clean water. Or cell service.
Pick somewhere better.
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You don't think retreat somewhere in the woods would be cool? Where do you expect me to take you a hotel?
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Nature is nice to look at and fine in theory, but there are way too many annoying and troublesome things about it in reality, so...
A hotel is pretty ideal. At least make it a nice one.
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But your strategy to annoy me into changing my plans won't work! Wahaha! I'm still going to run off with you and you'll have no idea where we're going!
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No, what makes you think I won't just ditch you the moment I see things going south?
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I'm not gonna jump every time someone says jump, no matter how much I like them.
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I'll have you know not even Yuu-kun gets everything he wants. Unreasonable requests are still unreasonable regardless of who it comes from.
What changes is how hard you try to respond to it, I guess.
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I'm gonna show you up!
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T... That's right. Honestly, he'd forgotten about it, distracting as Leo is. That's one point to Leo. Not that he'll admit it, though.]
... Maybe I have more experience than most, but can you not word it like I'm some kind of criminal mastermind?
I don't know what kind of competition you're making this out to be in that head of yours, but guaranteed it's something dumb.
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What I'm doing can't be any dumber than what you did!
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[Ah.]
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So prove it to me.
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I'll even ask nicely, so please, please make sense for once in your life.
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Show me you're good at it. Kidnap me.
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Just so you know... Kidnapping is usually reserved for people who aren't already
[Wait. How should he say this. Backspace.]
There's no point in "kidnapping" you when you're already m
[Nope. Embarrassing. Delete, delete.]
Can't you just ask me on a normal fucking da
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No!
[Okay, that one sends. Childish as it sounds. Hopefully Leo didn't catch him spending all that time for a single stupid word.]
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I'll forget about having asked you [He won't.] and you can take me by surprise!
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You'd be way too easy, anyway. Which takes the fun out of it.
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You want me to be constantly looking over my shoulder? I can be as paranoid as the best of them if you want me to up the difficulty!
[He really can't be.]
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It'd be so easy I'm actually starting to feel a little bad about it... and nothing's even happened yet.
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I bet it'll be underwhelming.
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What matters is effectiveness.
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